3.Online
I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive and old Hundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm a Sci-fi fantatic
Mild athsmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Cause online I'm down in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Mazarati
I'm a black belt in Karate
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
I'm so much cooler online
I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
In real life, the only time I
Ever even been to LA
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
I'm so much cooler online
When you got my kinda stacks, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in
Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
In real life, the only time I
I'm so much cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Cause online I'm down in Hollywood
I'm a Sci-fi fantatic
I work down at the pizza pit
I get home, I kiss my mom
Online I live in Malibu
When you got my kinda stacks, it's hard to get a date
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